REMAINS of a Tyrannosaurus Rex have been found on the grassed common of the Noctorum Estate ...

or so it was thought at first.

On further forensic investigation, it was found to be the “back bone”

of Magenta Living, when time periods were the same for structural repair before carbon dating proved otherwise, as to the technically “quarter of a year”

period to repair residents’ fencing (as per Magenta’s quote).

A frustrated resident by email