From Charles Exford:-

IMAGINE, if you will, that my name is Dick Dastardly and my political party is called 'Stop The Pigeon' (STP).

At the next local elections, my manifesto would consist of only one thing: The total annihilation of these flying vermin from our town centres.

Butchery to some, maybe, but stress-free shopping for the majority. I reckon I'd do alright.

What do other readers think?

Hughes Lane, Oxton.

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