If ever dance club music could be labelled safe then this is it - your Grandma could get down to this in your local church hall without offending the coffee morning ladies.
The album never strays from a basic beat that is uncomfortably reminiscent of Yazz's 'The Only Way Is Up', which makes every song sound similar.
There is not a spark of innovation to lift the beats above bland or suggest any promise.
That probably explains why Dirty Vegas can get a top 10 single into those all American charts. S-Club are dirtier than Dirty Vegas.
Two Globes out of five. SMH
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