Off with their heads!

WHAT is it with the Barnaby women in Midsomer Murders (ITV1)? Any suggestion of thespian pursuits and there they are, ready to don all manner of costumes and take to the stage.

	Heroes on the award trail
	THE flying Petrelli brothers glided into London for the BAFTAs (BBC1, Sunday), a fitting taster for the much awaited return of Heroes this week.

	Fat chance of a quiet life
	NOW we know for sure that the good Doctor is a few sandwiches short of a picnic. What man in his right mind would agree to share his Tardis with shouty Catherine Tate?

	GD:TV - Hormones
	A PARTICULARLY hormonal friend of mine texted me on Saturday night to say she was watching Oliver and it made her cry when she merely wanted to watch the show for comedy value.

	Flying in the face of the form book
	IN THE battle to be a reality show winner, it does no harm at all to suffer injuries and have a cute child cheering you on in the final.