Monday’s episode of Made in Chelsea was pretty eventful. We saw four break ups (two of which happened to Sam Thompson), an incredibly classy slumber party and a very awkward kiss on a street corner (not so classy). It was an eventful hour on our telly boxes to say the least, so here were the talking points that set Twitter on fire this evening.

1. It turns out Sam Thompson was a bit of a player all along.

Who knew that behind that cheeky grin and adorably awkward demeanour, he thinks he’s Snoop Doggy Dog and has been chasing Lucy Watson’s sister. This didn’t go down well on Twitter.

2. Low ceilings are a no-no.

According to Mark Francis, being able to touch the ceiling of your house/flat is the ultimate faux-pas and you should seriously consider buying the floor above.

3. Victoria thinks dehydrated people want Coca-Cola rather than, y’know, water.

According to Victoria, Lucy “clings to guys like the last Coca-Cola in the desert”. Huh?

4. “The ick” is real.

Lucy Watson describes “the ick” as when you like someone, but suddenly everything they do puts you off.

5. Lauren doesn’t know how to apologise to someone.

Saying “but” after every nice thing you say isn’t really an apology, soz.

6. We all wanted Binky and JP to happen, but it just ain’t gonna go ahead.

She’s got the ick and she’s got it bad.

7. Sam/Tiff/Toff awkward run-in was the most awkward moment of all time.

You’ve got a strong stomach if you made it through Toff walking in on a Sam/Tiff snogging sesh without feeling sick with cringe.

8. Lauren’s got an unlikely lookalike, and plenty of people have picked up on it.

Lauren Hutton or Caitlyn Jenner? When you see it, you can’t un-see it.

9. In Chelsea, a slumber party consists of a lot less ugly hair in a top-knot and face masks than we’re used to.

No greying oversized t-shirts or binge-eating chocolate on offer here.

10. Millie knows the best way to dump someone EVER.

By saying “I’m out” – Dragon’s Den style, when you find out someone’s been canoodling their way around Chelsea with someone else.

11. The return of Crying Louise was not welcomed by Twitter.

Oh dear, we thought we had seen the back of Crying Louise when she chucked Spencer. But she came back in full force when Alik gave her the slip in tonight’s episode.